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How Ariel Pink brutally Murdered A Galician Midget
You may have heard of legendary one-man project 'Car Seat Headrest' AKA Will "urethral sounding fetish on my FA faves" Toledo. Pitchfork billionaire, artist extraordinaire. Perhaps the voice of milenials all around the world furiously ukelele playing themselves to dog men.
In case you didn't know, Willson had collaborated with Ariel "I used to read MAD magazine, Kanye and Hospin Up In Tha Limousine, Cockfucking My Mom's Cuisine" Pink.
Will and Ariel go backstage to brainstorm their upcoming split album but instead they savagely try urethral sounding instead and drink enough booze to make a 6 year old child givr up their virginity
Soon will toledo, prodigious pitchfork bum buddy joins in the scene after an extreme hangover blankly walking through lakes of bloods like a pelvic martyr walking his way to the sweet release of death.
led to a stairway, a body in fetal position casts a blurry shadow, decieving the eye of the beholder. Will pulls the door and finds an omniscient figure directi
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jens kidman good drawing :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 3 0 pyrocynical keeps leafy alive with the tube :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 9 15 man :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 0 0 ratatoing showing that ass like a champ tbh :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 12 16 caitlyn jenner avenges the pulse shootings :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 6 25
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Mickey mouse fights an alligator :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 19 12
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egger murderers pigger :icontechnogadget13:technogadget13 7 11
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rambo saves toby fox: a blunder tale of PENIS
Up until recently, the name of rambo stayed dormant, nearly forgotten and only survived by dissapointing massive faggots called baby boomers.
Rambo was on tv watching snl while feasting on cheetos and snapple, the passage of time had stained rambo's dignity, transforming him into a massive couch potato who could barely lift his arms.
Only rambo himself could inquire "how did it turn to this? what is my life for at this point?" on the most personal and existential way possible. whatever surprise was in for Rambo was welcome for the longest time, but he chose to call it quits.
Decided to throw the towel, Rambo was tying a noose, his room was dimming, rambo was slowly stepping up the chair. time was slowly freezing and rambo was still unsure about his decision, "is this the final step?" - Said rambo on a faint, careful whisper as he slowly lifted his left foot. time went by for hours until midnight. Rambo was in tears, torn between ending it all for once or giving life another chance.
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we all sometimes die

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This was on FaceBook.
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i am the party animal in the low functioning autistic kid's party, the man who helps the elders cross the street, the man who gives your child a lollipop when a bad man takes it off his hands and kisses cancer patients in their foreheads, telling them it will be alright, the man who always wins the lottery, but gives the ticket to those in need of help, the man who was raised by a pilgrim and a nun, the man who was taught morals and respect, the man who was taught to stand up for himself and the rest, a voice for an entire town, an entire society, generation and nation struggling to keep up in such dfficult times. furthermore. i am the man who handled his car to goodwill, i am the man who requests volunteer time for a suicide hotline, man who donated his kidney to a dying child and recovered fairly recently from surgery

but after dark i am the man gets ready to get whipped and sodomized just as daddy wishes, i am the man who willingly gets catcalled and nicknamed "the arse bandit", "ass pirate", the " bean queen" and "cock jockey"
i am the fairy, the walking prostate gland, the cock stock. the fuckboy, the cum dumpster who's ready to get thrashed by a wave of spunk, ready to guzzle and feast on it, to get inflated by gallons of cum until i am about to violently burst in front of my daddies' faces, until my daddy's cock gets stuck for the 200th time, pulling it off causing a massive prolapse

you may have realized you arrived into a zone of mental wealth, the choice that blurs the lines between enlightment, delightment and the craving for mama's two ball compound.

all you have ever wished, all you may not is right here, the limit is your imagination god gifted you tybg

have a seat and feel like home! just add a mentally challenged grown man screaming on your left, that is what my art feels like!!

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so anyways
it didnt go well but my foreskin increased by a 30% its original size, i dream of using it as my bed
squarey draweedo
when i was a child i did jelqing for roughly 8 years without knowing, fearing that if i dont jelq im probably going to die

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:icontrippyshroomz:
TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017
How are you?
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2017  Professional General Artist
really sexy in the shadow realm, B.C. -1488. a bit busy but i will hopefully get to share beautiful masterpieces done with a pencil, tool i exclusively use with my ear hole
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RealAdamSandler Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016  Professional Filmographer
i unblocked you




smarten up 
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:icontechnogadget13:
technogadget13 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016  Professional General Artist
now ur blocked
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:icontrippyshroomz:
TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2016
I wish Incognito mode would actually hide my history 😢😟😓😭😫😿
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016  Professional General Artist
bullying is bad
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CactusPubes Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Of you my crinkle pringle of crispy turnipples, I request thus:

The racoon from guardians of los galaxy eating a churro from Rutger Hauer's navel whilst it rains barbie dolls
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talesofthechameleon Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016   Digital Artist
i miss my daddy
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:icontechnogadget13:
technogadget13 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Professional General Artist
I miss mine too but hey, i can pretend by kissing your gooch like mine did
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unholymassivedingus Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
i identify as square kin pls respect me
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Okay daddy, may the spooge bless u
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CactusPubes Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Boy I haven't smelled the rank stench of your rancid genitals in some time.
I miss the scent.
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
I missed you, boii o boii i did try my best to save harambe, mexican pop ballad singer Juan Gabriel and kill toby fox but i didn't succ-ceed.

I am back, the ballpit needed me once again, should i document my adventures on a comic and collectively grow the spooge orb that floats inside thr nucleus of planet earth
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CactusPubes Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Your efforts will not be forgotten, were you the water trying to drown the black kid so they didn't have to shoot Haram bae? 

Yes yes and more yes! I want to feel your greasy coloured balls again, and drink your orb spooge! 
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TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2016
Your porn is great.
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Thanks, i used to force chinese sweatshop children to help me draw it by maneuvering my feet because hands are for posers, undortunately i lost both hands on a trampoline accident and ended up having to draw with my anus
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Spittin' that fire for real fam
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talesofthechameleon Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016   Digital Artist
daddy
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2016  Professional General Artist
hi mom
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TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
67.media.tumblr.com/3242c168ea…

This was the featured image on Rule 34. 

I put this on CactusPube's profile as well.
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016  Professional General Artist
This gives me a sprinkle of hope in humanity
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Luigi2600 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Can I have a commission? How about Peter Griffin meets furry columbine.
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technogadget13 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Professional General Artist
I can draw it for the price of absolutely no monies but if you really insist a cummy would b gud
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Luigi2600 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
ok *gives cummy*
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